Just say ‘no’ to nappy pants

The social media post didn’t go as she would have liked. Because although “get ready with me” reels are all the rage, no-one wants to see what you’re planning to wear on your visit to Auschwitz. Even if it’s a short black dress paired with understated white sandals.

Which is why former Bachelor contestant and current “influencer” Anna Redman deleted the post and issued an apology for her insensitivity. She might have been correct to handle it as she did, but the reality is that it wasn’t a difficult mistake to make given that virtual dressing has become the norm of so-called influencers.

What’s perplexing is that even with all the influencers dressing up, the impact seems to be negligible in the real world. Which is dressing down whenever possible.

A recent article in the Huffington Post decried the dress sense of Americans abroad. The Japanese commentator had little understanding as to why many women would tour his country in yoga gear even though it was clear they had no intention of visiting a studio. Or getting close to a mat. American men all looked the same in chinos, a golf shirt, a New York Yankees cap, and sneakers. Either that or in long baggy shorts that hadn’t been fashionable. Since ever.

It’s not just Americans. South Africans are hardly Parisian in their style, and whereas our larger men might wear Jeep on their beer barrelled chests, our women also have a penchant for gym clothes.

Style is also community specific, which is why it’s thankfully only in the Johannesburg Jewish community that one is likely to bear witness to the ugliness known as “nappy pants”. Women claim to love them, and will even compliment others on theirs. Whether this comes from a deep-rooted desire to eliminate the competition or genuine confusion isn’t clear. But what’s clear is that in the history of this unsightly trend, I will stake my reputation on the fact that no man has ever considered them to be flattering. And if they say that they are, they either live in perpetual fear or are bold-faced liars. Never to be trusted.

Because nothing good has ever come from “nappy pants”.

No-one should be travelling through an airport in anything that looks like pajamas. Or gym clothes. Because as fleecy as it might feel, it looks ridiculous. And passport control and customs aren’t slumber party venues. It might be worth noting that the one hour and 50-minute trip from Johannesburg to Cape Town doesn’t require emergency comfort wear, and that most of us can manage that experience dressed as adults.

Blame the COVID-19 pandemic and remote working. Blame the heat or the cold or influencers. Blame your friends, who said that the Jeep T shirt is cool (it’s not). But at the end of the day, how we present ourselves counts. It governs how people relate to us and how they perceive us. Particularly true of first impressions that form a lasting impression that are enormously difficult to shift.

This shouldn’t be confusing. In case it is, perhaps remember the following: gym clothes are for gym. Pajamas are for bed. And “nappy pants”, much like Crocs, are for the dustbin. Not for the indigent and the homeless. Not for those less fortunate. Because, considering their experience, they have already suffered enough.