Keeping warring religious factions at bay

Ozzie Osrin

A rabbi, a priest and an imam arrive at the gates of heaven and are looking at a sign pinned to the gates.

One of those who has arrived at the gates is saying to himself and the others: “I always wondered how they manage to achieve eternal tranquillity, peace and happiness in heaven.”

The sign states: “No religion beyond this point.”

Sea Point, Cape Town